Oh beautiful Claire Pettibone dress! Why must you be so expensive?! Why does a simple dress of cotton and lace have to cost so much? And why in the world are you the perfect dress for me? I mean, you are clearly the dress I am meant to have. I believe you have my name written on you. Sad face.
Dear Claire,
I know you are a designer. I know you make lovely couture pretty gowns. But please for the love of god lower your prices. And I would buy this dress.

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